tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53512261537456607482011-11-27T16:07:06.286-08:00Rahulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17726417315451400681noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5351226153745660748.post-43876892503274028842008-12-09T06:31:00.000-08:002008-12-09T06:32:00.250-08:00Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE) ( IT Humor )<br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye<br />Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye<br /><br /> <br /><br />SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,<br />Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye<br /><br /> <br /><br />Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye<br />Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye<br />Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye<br />Tode se fir Jude na, Jude gaanth pad jaaye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye<br />Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.<br /> <br />Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,<br />Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,<br />Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..<br /> <br />Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye<br />Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye<br /><br /> <br /><br />SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,<br />Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...<br /><br /> <br /><br />Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye<br />Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye,<br />Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.<br /> <br />Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,<br />Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,<br />Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.<br /> <br />Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,<br />Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,<br />Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.<br /> <br />Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye<br />Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,<br />Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.<br /> <br />Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin<br />Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin <br /><br /> <br /><br />SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,<br />Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5351226153745660748-4387689250327402884?l=it-shayari.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rahulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17726417315451400681noreply@blogger.com1